Advice from a Distant Land

So, let's say your lover/partner/girlfriend/wife/significant other has flown to Florida for a quick visit with her mother and her mother's fiancee. And let's say that her mother NEVER STOPS TALKING--sometimes repeating old stories, always in a free association monologue that leaves little room for response besides the occasional "uh-huh" or "yes". And let's say that your lover/partner/girlfriend/wife/significant other calls you and reports this and then says, "Do I do that to you, baby?"

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES answer, "Sometimes".

Because now not only is your lover/partner/girlfriend/wife/significant other trapped with her endlessly talking mother, she's obsessed with worrying that she is also becoming her.

Be home tomorrow!